UnReel Headline: Tropical Depression George W. Bush heads for Gulf

Tropical Depression cares more about the Gulf then former president

A recently developed tropical depression in the Bahamas now sets it's eyes on the Gulf, which has been on an optimistic streak since the Saints won the Super Bowl.

"It's about time something bad happened to the Gulf! After all, we've had such good luck in the past!" a unnamed resident was quoted as saying. Despite recent floods, storms, and that whole oil spill thing, the residents seem fairly optimistic.

"A sprinkle of rain, a cool summer breeze...they should have called it a tropical paradise, not depression!" says another, obviously inbred resident of southern Mississippi, whose home looked like a mound of cow shit before the recent tragedies.

While some say that the recent tragedies that have hit the Gulf region were horrible, most still agree that all of the damages still have brought more aid than former President George W. Bush.

"At least with the oil spill, we got a lot of fish and marine life already oiled up for cooking!" Says Martha Steward of Biloxi. "And the recent floods helped us move our trailer from the old park to the seafront! Not to mention all the free shit we got out of the neighbors house!"

"With all the anarchy we've had as of late, their have been rapists running free across the state," says 86 year old Gretta Overwood, an old and homely woman. "Ever since my late husband Fredrick died, this has been my best chance at getting laid!"

But despite their overly optimistic attitudes, many from far and wide have traveled to the south to help.

"With so many young boys still homeless and misplaced after Hurricane Katrina, someone needs to come forward and give them a hand to hold, a lap to sit on, and more importantly a place to stay overnight with a responsible individual who can hold them when they cry." Says Father Regenold Feelgoth founder of the Biloxi Associated Leadership Limited (BALL) and the Southern Association of Catholic Kindness or (SACK).

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