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ROME — The Italian church says gay priests must not lead a "double life," expressing pain and anger over a magazine article and video purporting to show priests frequenting gay locales in Rome.
Personally, this reporter is shocked! Priests...visiting MEN? Somewhere in the world an orphanage of blind alter boys have just had their dreams crushed, which compared to having a crushed anus, is not such a bad alternative.
The weekly Panorma magazine said it interviewed several gay priests in Rome and accompanied them to clubs frequented by homosexuals in the capital. It quoted one as saying that 98 percent of the priests he knew were gay.
With so much attention on the Catholic Church, there is only one obvious solution. Only ordain female priests age 18 to 26. It's simple. If they violate an alter boy (of legal age, of course) it's a life lesson! If they decide to dabble in a little homosexuality from time to time, and God for bid it gets caught on tape...well, you get the picture. The world won't have such a big problem with it!
Now I'm not saying there is anything wrong with male on male homosexuality. I'm simply stating that two young women, scantily clad in priestess and catholic school girl attire is more appealing to me. For example:
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