BREAKING NEWS:
It has recently been brought to the attention of UnReel News, that there are several other sites that not only rival our own, but also posses more than four readers!
This shocking turn of events has led the writers and editors, which is me, and also me again, and several other employees, me, me, me, annnnnnnnnnnnd me, to rethink our current format. So after strenuous meetings with line graphs and some charts, we have decided that on top of our obviously plagiarized stories from top news sites (which we simply add a few seemingly witty comments throughout) we will be adding a few additional features!
- More Pictures!
- Turns out that people hate reading! So in order to assure that you can understand what is going on, we'll take it down a couple of reading levels!
- UnReel Articles!
- These are completely fictional articles on current events and places that never happened and do not actually exist! That's right! When news is lame, we make shit up!
- UnReel Interviews!
- Fake interviews with people you want to hear from, saying whatever the hell we want them to
- Videos!
- For those who aren't entertained by pictures, there will be moving pictures as well, such as this one!
- And UnReel Stories!
- Fictional stories (yes there will be pictures) and comics for you to follow and read!
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