New to UnReel News?
New to UnReel News, and need to know what is what? You've come to the right place!
- UnReel Headlines
- Whether torn from today's headlines, or completely made up, get your news here twice a week!
- The Weekly Holiday
- There are so many holidays in a year, it's time we start celebrating them!
- UnReel Stories
- The Muffin Monologues, Fucked-Up Fairy Tales, The Jesus Monologues, or a completely random story can be found here!
- The Weekly WTF?!
- Sometimes a story just makes you say, "Dude, what the fuck?"
- Rants & Raves
- Like it or not, I have something to say
- History of the World
- It's like high school history...on acid...while snorting cocaine off a stripper...
- Crappy Movie
- Some movies are so bad they just have to be seen!
- Celebrity Rundown
- Hate that I had to stoop to this, but celebrity bullshit just can't be avoided
- The Friday Fail
- When things go wrong...they really go wrong
- Government Report
- As tax payers, we deserve to know what our government is doing
- The Week in Review
- Some of the stories we may have missed this past week
- God Talk
- Sunday is for worship...or not...
